“A guy who has been a best man in all his friends' weddings was getting more and more anxious about his civil status. So on the latest wedding where he was best man, he said in his speech, “I'm getting anxious about this best man thing that's been going on for years. Are there any anxious bridesmaids out there?”

And though I’m not this type of best man, I still have to write an exceptional best man speeches jokes for my Dad’s wedding. And yes, you read it right. My Dad is finally tying the knot… with my mother. Isn’t that cool?

 
 “The best man is the best guy to call when you're lonely and sad and in need of a partner on the dance floor. He can also fix your house pipes, broken car batteries, and cover the holes in your rooftops. Never mind the groom. He'll now be exclusively working for a little private company.”

If you tell me that you didn’t crack a smile with that one, then I guess you’re not just into jokes. That one was a fine joke and I’m going to use it on my best friend’s wedding. The funny best man speeches I made are just awesome!